Hey Lady

I know that men are pigs. We are constantly thinking about sex. It’s also in our nature to check women out. However,  that is not what we’re doing every single time a female is in our eyes.
For example,  let’s say a woman was walking down the aisle in a warehouse. A man stops and looks at her. She walks off in a huff acting like he was trying to picture her naked. Madame,  I assure you, he was not trying to picture you naked. He only does that to attractive women. I’ll tell you what he was doing.

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The New Story Idea

Last week, I asked you all for help in coming up with a comic book character that I could revitalize.  I wanted someone who wasn’t a badass so I could turn them into a badass.  I also talked about it with some of the comic book geeks at work. The idea I have is one I really like and I want to make it work.
So, I agonized over who to pick. The guys at work threw out a bunch of suggestions. I thought about it quite a bit. In the end, I could never think of any Marvel or D.C. character that seemed right for the story I had in mind.
The question remained: who would I use?

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A New Story?

I have an idea for a new story. The problem is that I’m not sure I want to write it. It’s not that I don’t like my story idea, or that I don’t think I can pull it off. I just don’t know if I want to put time and effort into something that, unless a miracle happens, will never come into fruition.
The story idea came about when a couple of us were talking at work. A question came up that got us all thinking: if you could write any comic book, what would it be?
There are lots of comic books that it would be cool to write for: Daredevil, Nightwing, or Wolverine. The more I thought about it, though,  the less I wanted to do those characters. I love those characters and I’m not sure I’d be able to do them justice.
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CD Returns

My company fixes car stereos.  That’s the fun thing we do. Whenever we get in a stereo to be repaired, we make sure that all of the dealership’s information is in our computer. That way, if there are any CDs left or stuck in the unit, we can return them back to the dealership and they can be given back to the person they belong to.

Today, we received the following email:

Hello,

This customer received back one cd and one tape.  States there were 4-5 more cds in the unit.  Do we still have these cds, some were Yanni. Continue reading

DC Shows

This is actually a post that I’ve wanted to do for a while. I’ve held off on it, however, as I wanted to wait until the two new shows had a chance to get at least half a season in. I didn’t think it would be very fair to judge them before then. I’ll go ahead and start with the first show to air, which is now in its third season, Arrow.

When this show first came out, I really didn’t want anything to do with it. I hadn’t really seen, or read, much with the Green Arrow in it, but what I did see didn’t really interest me. This will probably sound ridiculous, as Green Arrow came out at least ten years earlier, but he always seemed to me to be a lamer version of Hawkeye. Hawkeye’s arrows were more technological and badass. Plus, the Green Arrow was walking around in the movie costume from Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

After the second season of Arrow ended, one of the guys I worked with told me that I needed to watch it. I told him everything I said above. He admitted that he didn’t really like Green Arrow that much either, but that Arrow was a very good show. Still, I was leery about watching it. Finally, I agreed to give it a shot.

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More Tools I Have to Deal With

A couple of months or so ago, I posted about the idiots I have to put up with at my job. That post was mostly about a particular car dealership who sent me a note calling me stupid while proving their own stupidity in the process. This one will be about the morons who are actually in the building with me.

Let’s start with last Wednesday…

Every Thursday,  there’s a woman who I’m supposed to drop paperwork off to. On Wednesday morning, at 9 o’clock, she sent an email asking if I was there and where the paperwork was….
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New Things

This will be the first post I’m going to put up using my new phone. Hopefully this goes smoothly. If it does, I’ll be able to post more. If not, I’ll be posting about the same as I used to… which is not much.
I’m still getting used to this new phone. There are some really cool things about it. I can do so much more with it, like write blog posts. I’m not crazy about the touchscreen keyboard thing, however.  I’m sure I’ll get used to it eventually. Continue reading