The vehicles I have to drive for work are equipped with cameras that have GPS in them. They’re there for 2 reasons: 1) To record in case of an accident, and 2) for “training purposes” aka making sure we’re not driving recklessly or distracted.
Every morning I look right into the camera and apologize to the person who has to watch my footage because they’re in for 10 hours of horrible singing with some comments on people’s driving skills mixed in every once in a while.
As I was leaving work today, they handed me a birthday card that had a gift card to a coffee place inside it. While I appreciate the gesture, there are two things wrong with it. One, my birthday was almost two months ago. Two, I don’t drink coffee.
I burped earlier and it tasted like blueberry muffins. I found that to be odd since I didn’t eat blueberry muffins earlier. I ate Andy Capps Hot Fries and drank some Dr. Pepper. I’m still not sure how hot fries plus Dr. Pepper equals blueberry muffins.
I find it odd that the word colonel is pronounced “kernel” despite not having an “r” anywhere in it.
It’s strange how quickly things change. In 2019, if you ran into someone you hadn’t seen in a while, you’d ask them, “How have you been?”
In 2020, that changed into, “You got the ‘Rona?”
Now, in 2021, it’s, “Have you been vaccinated yet?”
There’s a sign up where I work that says: “Start your day on purpose.”
I’m pretty sure it was meant to say “Start your day with purpose.”, but I had to be sure. So, I asked my manager, “Is there any other way? How exactly does one start their day on accident?”
I have yet to receive an answer.
In the Blade movies, he gets his powers when his mother is bitten by a vampire while she’s pregnant. At the end of the first movie, it’s revealed that the vampires know about this because his mother turned and joined them. Yet, in the other two movies, the goal of the vampires is to make more like Blade, who can withstand the sunlight. So….. why didn’t they just start biting more pregnant women????