Uhh… Fire

“Uhh, dude, your hand’s on fire.”

The man with the burning fingers did nothing to quell the flames. Instead, he grinned. “That’s nothing,” he said. “Watch this.”

The flames suddenly expanded. They rose up and began dancing around his arm. Suddenly, they covered the man’s entire body. Then, the fire just disappeared. The man grabbed the bottle of water and his change off the counter. “Thanks, buddy.”

The gas station attendant didn’t respond, just watched him leave in a stupor. When he turned back around, he was even more perplexed. His cash drawer was still open…and empty.

14 comments on “Uhh… Fire

  1. 1jaded1 says:

    Talk about a distraction.

  2. Twindaddy says:

    Oh, how the fantastic have fallen.

  3. Ocean Bream says:

    Love it. Superhero. Supervillain. Or just a petty thief. I’d vouch for him over anyone in Marvel to be fair.

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