I mentioned in the comments of my post Don’t Tell that there was a previous version of the story that I thought was funnier, but I didn’t post it because it could be considered kinda creepy. Well, the funny part has now won out and I decided that I’m going to go ahead and post the original idea I had for this story. Hopefully, you all find this more funny than creepy.
She looked around at the clothes thrown all over the floor in horror. “What have we done?” she asked.
“I don’t know about you, but I just had sex.”
“I’m being serious,” she huffed as she started getting dressed. “That was wrong.”
“Why was it wrong?” the young woman replied. “I’m over eighteen. What we did was perfectly legal. What’s the problem?”
“The problem is that I’m married to your father!”