I drove by a farm today and there was a herd of cows feeding in the pasture. As I was passing them, I thought to myself that cows are lucky. They don’t need to worry about working, putting food on the table, or paying bills. All they need to do is stand there, eat, and sleep. That’s their entire existence. Plus, to top it off, when they die, people pay to eat their ass.
Man, what a life…