Rap Battle Part 1

This is another post that I’m doing that could easily be titled “Revis and Matticus have too much time during the day”. What follows is a series of us replying to each other via email. This is actually rather typical of our exchanges, which is something I’m not sure whether or not to be embarrassed about.

The red passages are my words. The blue are his.
I am Spartacus
Sam, I am
Would you, could you on a boat?
Would you, could you with a goat?

On a train. On a plane.

In the rain. Do I have to explain?

It might be hard for you to explain
Since we all know you’re insane
Locked inside your room all day
Doing what the voices say

The voices don’t like to be trapped

They want me outside, free of my room

And then I’ll do all they’ve asked

Make sure you get clear of the …. Boom.

I’ll run away, I’ll run real fast

And hope I don’t get shrapnel in my ass

I want to jump clear out of sight,

But I can’t jump because I’m white

You win.

10 comments on “Rap Battle Part 1

  1. 1jaded1 says:

    Y’all need help, and so do I because I can’t stop laughing.

  2. Vanessence says:

    lol I like seeing guys be guys and just be silly. 😀

  3. I wish I had email friends like you guys that would make me dread opening emails less (>_<)

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