Last Time

It trickled out, slowly at first, but it began to gain momentum. Soon, it gushed out. He couldn’t suppress the look of surprise on his face. Nothing like this had ever happened to him before. It was a brand new experience.

He was also shocked at how long it went on. He didn’t think that there would ever be that much pouring out. He didn’t think there was that much to begin with.

Finally, it ended. After an eternity, his diarrhea was over.

That would be the last time he ate at Taco Bell for a while.

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12 comments on “Last Time

  1. djmatticus says:

    Ew.
    They don’t say run for the border for nothing.

  2. ghostmmnc says:

    Haha! Good one, and haven’t we all been feeling the same at one time or another! 🙂

  3. 1jaded1 says:

    Hilarious. My guess was pee. Thisclose, but still wrong.

  4. 1jaded1 says:

    Yep, and that’s why you’re the master.

  5. I was with Jaded, thinking it might have been urine until reading further. But oh so true when you think about what the human body does!

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