Me: Baby E, why is there poop all over the toilet seat?
Baby E: I have diarrhea.
Me: Why didn’t you come get me or mommy?
Baby E: I don’t know.
Me: Next time tell one of us, honey.
Baby E: Why?
Me: Because now it’s dried onto the toilet seat and will be harder for Daddy to clean.
Baby E: Ohhhhhhhhhh….. ok.