It’s been a while since I’ve posted a burn I made on someone at work. Since the conversation started out being about Star Wars, and today is the day The Force Awakens opens, I figured I’d share it.
Me: You going to see The Force Awakens tonight?
Coworker 1: I don’t do so well in big crowds like that.
Coworker 2: I wouldn’t want to go to a movie theater anymore.
Coworker 1: Yeah. I don’t want to get shot in the face.
Me: Not without getting paid first, anyway.
Coworker 2: (Almost falls down he was laughing so hard)
Coworker 1: (Turned bright red and stood speechless for a minute before simply walking away.