Lately, it has become harder and harder to say anything to anyone about all of the holidays that happen around this time. If you say, “Merry Christmas,” chances are that a non-Christian will become offended. If you say, “Happy holidays,” Christians will become offended. “What’s the solution, Revis,” you ask me.
It’s quite simple. In order to avoid offending anyone, you need to say things that are acceptable year round. Personally, the phrase that I find that works the best is “Go fuck yourself!”
It works in almost any situation and almost everyone you know needs to hear it.
Thank you for listening and go fuck yourself.