Today is Thursday. That means it’s my day to post. I’ve been sick the past couple of days, so I really haven’t felt like thinking about writing anything. Because of that, I didn’t really think of a post topic.
So, how do I post if I don’t have a topic? It’s simple.
I went to the almighty Google and looked up some random questions for me to answer. After all, who needs a post topic if all you’re doing is answering questions? Brilliant, I tell you!
So, I picked the first 10 questions on the list, and I will answer them for you. Here we go!
1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
“If they’re smart, they’ll get the hell out of here too.”
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
A box of tissues. My computer. My printer. My phone. Assorted paperwork. And, finally, air.
3.Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
4.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
I just told you. It was Futurama. Pay attention, asshole.
5.Without looking, guess what time it is
That’s not a question, but I’ll play along. Ok, I guess it’s 5:45.
6.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
Damn. It’s 5:53. I was almost there.
7.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My daughter playing with her dolls. She makes them have conversations with each other.
8.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
About 4 hours ago. I was exiting my car to walk back to my house after getting back from the doctor.
9.Did you dream last night?
10.Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes. I didn’t last night. The one that has stuck with me the most, although I’m not sure why, is one I had not long after I graduated high school. I dreamt that James Hetfield was my dad. That would rule…
Anyway, there you go. Questions you don’t care about answered by me. You may thank me for wasting your time later. Adios amigos.