As some of you may have noticed, it has been about 2 months since my last post. There are a number of reasons for this that I won’t bore you with now. An amazing friend of mine told me that 2 months is way too long to go in between posts. She told me that I needed to correct this, and, when a dinosaur tells you to do something, you do it. (Granted, while this dinosaur would never hurt anyone, it’s still a good rule of thumb to listen to the dinosaur.)
So, as my welcome back post, I’ve decided to write up a post that I’ve been meaning to do for a very long time. This is a list of cities I never want to visit. I’m sure some of these places are fine. They might even be great places. I still never want to go there for one reason and one reason only: their names. That’s all I’m basing this list on is the city’s name. Let’s begin!
1: Downer’s Grove, IL – That place is a real bummer.
2: Cockeysville, MD – The people there are so full of themselves.
3: Horseheads, NY – Call me crazy, but decapitated animal parts is not my idea of a good time.
4: Longwood, FL – Something tells me that visiting this town would be very bad for my self-esteem.
5: Bangkok – This one is just too easy….
There you have it folks. A list of cities I will never go to. Hell, the way things are going I may never go back into Cincinnati again.