Hey, everyone. Remember me?
……You don’t? Anyone??
Well, anyways, I’ve been working a lot of overtime lately, so almost all of my free time has been spent with my wife and daughter. As much as I like you guys, nothing is worth me missing time with my girls.
To honor my return, I decided to give you all a sneak peek into the minds of Twindaddy and I. What I’m about to post came to fruition one day while we were bored. We were just wandering aimlessly on the internet when we came across an online Mad Lib.
We love Mad Libs, and, since we were bored, we decided to give it a shot. The following is the results of those Mad Libs.
An amusement park is always fun to visit on a hot summer
butt cheek. When you get there, you can rent a
skank and go for a swim. And there are lots of
nasty things to eat. You can start off with a hot dog on
a/an dillhole with mustard, relish, and ass goblins
on it. Then you can have a buttered ear of turd burgler with a
nice hairy slice of watermelon and a big bottle of
cold semen. When you are full, it’s time to go on the
roller coaster, which should settle your sperm.
Other amusement park rides are the Dodge-Em which has little
gonads, that you drive and run into other herpes,
and the Merry-Go-Round where you can sit on a big butthole
and try to grab the gold colon as you ride past.
Four hundred years ago people knew little about our
cock strong universe. They thought that the earth was the
center of the entire shaft and that the sun and all of the
cum bubbles revolved around it. But then a/an
Nazi named Copernicus discovered the truth.
The earth revolves around the Nipple
69 times a year.
Copernicus, whose last name was Ma’ afala, was born
in Warsaw, and he used one of the first leaky
telescopes, which was invented by Scott.
This primitive telescope was little more than two pieces of
weiner stuck on each end of a dick hole.
In 1600 an Italian proctologist named Galileo
expanded Copernicus’s cracked theories, but during the
Inquisition in Italy he was creamily arrested. After
douching for six months in jail, Galileo was
forced to shit.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the poot
To get her shitty snizzotch a bone.
When she got there, the snunt was slutty
And so her lusty dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the hard on
to fetch a/an condom of water.
Jack fell down and broke his butt wipe,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her turtle head.
And when she was stinky, she was very, very runny,
And when she was bad, she was creamy.
There was a retarded woman
who masturbated in a shoe.
She had so many STDs
She didn’t know what to do.