Random Thoughts of the Day: 2/9/14

I haven’t done one of these Random Thought posts in a while. Since that is too long to go in between hearing my pearls of wisdom, I decided to be a nice guy and “bless” you with more of them. After reading the first few of them, I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out where I had most of these thoughts.

  • Why do people slow down to 5-10 MPH lower than the speed limit when they see a cop? As long as you’re not going over the speed limit, you’re fine. Stop trying to make me late for work, assholes.
  • Most of my drive to work is done on a 4 lane highway. I’ve noticed that the people who like to drive 15-20 MPH over the speed limit will do so without going into the fast lane. They’ll zoom in and out of the other 3 lanes, but will avoid that fourth one like the plague. Do they really think that cops can only see the people in the fast lane?
  • You can’t use the same scent of air freshener in your bathroom for extended periods of time. If you do, you start to associate that smell with the bathroom….. Which means that, no matter how flowery or perfume-y the scent is when you smell it, it smells like shit.
  • Am I the only one who didn’t notice the inconsistency in the T-Rex escape scene in Jurassic Park? It didn’t even register with me until a couple of guys at work pointed it out. I guess I just wasn’t paying that much attention.
  • In most zombie lore, if you get bitten by a zombie, you turn into one. What happens if you have sex after getting bitten, but before you turn into a zombie? Does your partner then turn into a zombie too? If so, wouldn’t that also make the zombie virus an STD?

Well, there you have it folks. This has been another edition of RTotD. Hopefully, you were entertained (and only slightly scared) by the random thoughts that float around inside my head.

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46 comments on “Random Thoughts of the Day: 2/9/14

  1. El Guapo says:

    I never saw Jurassic Park.

    And bad drivers are bad drivers, regardless of the speed.

  2. 1jaded1 says:

    Thanks for the pearls of wisdom. The popo should give out tickets for driving too slow when that happens. It is just as hazardous.

    Bwahaha at your last thought. Hopefully the world will never have to find out.

    • I had a cop directly behind me for about two or three miles one day on my way home from work. I was in the fast lane doing 70 (the speed limit) while everyone else was doing 60-65. When I was finally able to get into the next lane over to let him pass me, he gave me a “thanks” wave before driving on.

  3. Rhonda says:

    This is hilarious! Yes, cops only see the fast lane of traffic, which is why I go 90 in the far right lane. That lane makes me invisible.

  4. what is the inconsistency in the T-Rex scene.
    And how come, if Zombies devour the living, there are ever new zombies made at all?

  5. Elyse says:

    I always get caught up in the plot. So I never notice the details. I will ever be a detective.

  6. List of X says:

    I don’t think you would have sex with someone after getting bitten by a zombie. You would just appreciate your partner for their BRRRAAAIIINNNZZZ!!

  7. bardictale says:

    Hmm. Well, zombification isn’t a disease, so unless you bite said partner, he should be fine.
    Ish. You’re dead or dying. Unless he hates you, he won’t be fine.

  8. dentaleggs says:

    Zombie STD? Gross.

  9. That last one nails the randomness… As for the others: especially while driving it becomes clear how many assholes there are!

  10. stephrogers says:

    I didn’t notice the inconsistency – please tell me what it is? Pretty please?

  11. Trent Lewin says:

    I don’t know what I just learned, but I figure I learned something.

  12. You’re so wise you should be umm…

  13. rarasaur says:

    Jurassic Park was rife with inconsistencies… but oh so fun. 😀 The fun makes up for the nonsense, I promise.

  14. The Hook says:

    I like the way you randomly think, Revis.

  15. Oh my god. #3. I’m dying.

  16. C.K. Hope says:

    The zombie STD question is a good one. And if it’s not transmittable via sex, if you were female and became pregnant would the baby be a zombie-human hybrid? That’s an important question too.

  17. benzeknees says:

    Different driving habits here in Alberta, especially the Edmonton/Calgary run! Three lanes of divided highway for a good portion of the trip, speed limit 110/km/h (with most people doing 140). All 3 lanes get used, but woe to you if you drive too slow in the faster lanes! The faster drivers will sit on your tail at high speed, forcing you into a slower lane!

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