Vice Versa, But Cooler

Why, hello, Daily Prompt.  We keep running into each other on a more infrequent basis these days.  What’s that you say?  You don’t recognize these surroundings?  Of course you don’t.  This is my first post over at 33 Grams of Blog.  And stuph™.

In case you missed it, DP, I will be making occasional appearances here just because.  I have no good reason other than because.  So there.  No, don’t get all pissy with me.  This is how it’s going to be.  Didn’t you read the post?  No?  Well, here’s the link.  Do we finally have that settled?  Good.  Moving on.  PROMPT ME!

If you could switch blogs with any blogger for a week, with whom would you switch and why?

Well, this one is easy, DP.  I’d switch blogs with you.  Yes, you.

Why?  That’s easy, too.  As far as I can tell, you have the largest audience on all of WordPress.  Think of how many people could read my brain farts in a week were I at the helm of the Daily Post.  Think of how many new recruits I could get for the Stuph Maphia™.  Think of all the jokes, laughs, tears, comments, and likes I could rack up.  I’d have all of WordPress concurring like doctors, saying stuph™, clamoring for Blunt Life Coach™, and morphing it into an even more unshitty™ place than it already is.

Really that’s all I want to do is expose myself to new audiences.  No, not like some creepy old fuck with a trenchcoat, DP.  You’re sick.  I just want new people to read my words and interact with me in the comments.  I love comments.

Anyhow, that’s what blog I would switch with for a week if I could.

Query: Would you switch blogs with another blogger, meatbag? Wouldn’t it be simply easier just to kill that blogger and assimilate those followers into your own blog?

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