Fish Of Goldness Contestery

Recently, I entered The FOG Extravaganza Giveawayery. Normally, I don’t enter contests, because I never win. I did this time for 3 reasons: One, with a name that cool, this contest was bound to be epic. Two, it was Mad Libs, and Mad Libs rule. Three, it was done by Goldfish, who is talented, smart, and beautiful.

What? She already announced the winners and I didn’t need to do that? Oh well, she’s still my favoritest fish, so I stand by my ass-kissery.

And the winner was…… ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and MerBear, but who’s counting?)

I was going to post my victory speech on my blog, but since Twindaddy also entered, I figured I’d take this opportunity to rub it in a little share this moment with my brother. Also, since I’m doing this here, now we can say that Stuph Blog has won it two years in a row. Onto my speech!!!
I would like to thank Goldfish, for putting on an epically awesome contest. I’d also like to thank everyone who voted, even those not cool enough to realize mine was the funniest. I’d also like to thank my wife, my daughter, my parents, my brothers, the rest of my family, my dear Jaded, all of the Alices, my dinosaur friend…. Uh oh. There’s the “get this long-winded asshole off the stage” music. In conclusion, this just proves something I’ve known all along: I RULE!!!!!!!

Thank you, and have a good night.


51 comments on “Fish Of Goldness Contestery

  1. goldfish says:

    You’re a suckup! Oops, I mean winner! 😉

  2. merbear74 says:

    A worthy adversary.

  3. I’m an Alice! Does this mean you thank me?

  4. 1jaded1 says:

    Congrats! May Holden and Pu have 10 beautiful children…or at least have fun trying. 😉

  5. rarasaur says:

    Huzzzah! Congrats on a well-deserved win. 😀

  6. djmatticus says:

    Zombie killing rogue ninja…. how could you not win at everything you do?

  7. Elyse says:

    A very late congratulations, Revis!

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