I was playing around on Facebook yesterday when I came across this, which is a note posted by Sac-Town, my friend from the Pass the Pipe story. This is his account of what happened back in 2009 when we went to a Metallica concert together. All I did to this was change my real name to Revis. The rest is all him. Enjoy.
Metallica was AWESOME! A ton of old stuff including, but not limited to: Whiplash, Fight Fire with Fire, Seek and Destroy, MASTER OF EFFING PUPPETS, One, Nothing Else Matters, Unforgiven, and of course Enter Sandman. Only 1 song between Load, Re-load, and St. Anger (Fuel). A bunch from the new one, but I like the new one a lot so I was cool with it. And they did their queen cover (stone cold crazy). It was great.
So Revis and I show up just for Metallica (just Metallica, missed on purpose: Lamb of God and whoever else). We find our seats and there’s a natural redhead standing in front of our seats. I walk up and I’m like hey these are our seat and she takes a picture of me… I was like wtf? And then she wanted a pic of Revis and I together. Anyway, taking tons of pictures, really touchy feely, the drunk chick in your face talk. You know what I mean. Where she at any moment could slip you some tongue or vomit on your Etnies.
After a while… her girlfriend walks up. So we’re talking to both of them just about whatever the redhead was blabbing on about and I tried to include her gf, but the gf obviously wears the rubber shaped… yeah… and hates me because mines not rubber… so I was getting tired of them and ready for Metallica to start when the following exchange occurs:
Me: So you two… you’re uh, full-time?
RH: Well she is, I’m not. I’m getting ready to start working from home, she is a-
Me: I didn’t mean work necessarily…
RH: OH! HA! That’s good, I like that! Yeah we both are.
Me: Cool, how long you been a couple?
RH: 8 years
Revis chimes in with the line of the night…
Wait for it
Wait for it…..
Revis: How long is that in lesbian years?
Five awkward minutes later Metallica comes out. w00t!