Priapism and You
Most of you are probably asking, “What the hell is priapism?” Don’t feel too bad if you’re one of those people. There was once a time when I didn’t know what it was either. What first brought priapism to my attention was a commercial. You probably see these commercials at least once a day and never realize what you’re missing. Now, they bury the word priapism down in the fine print.
The commercials that you hear about priapism in are for the product Viagra and Cialis. In them, they always say, “If you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, seek immediate medical attention.” Well, priapism is the medical term for an erection lasting longer than 4 hours. Aren’t you glad I brought that to your attention? You should feel smarter now.
Some of you may be thinking, “Unless you’re a doctor, or one of the people taking those pills, that information is useless to me.” If you’re one of those people, then shame on you for being so selfish. Priapism is a serious medical problem and not everyone knows about it. Now that you know, it is your duty to inform others, so be sure to run up to every old man that you see to warn them about the dangers of 4 hour erections. On the outside, they may act creeped out or angry that a stranger is talking to them about priapism, but on the inside, they’ll be grateful that someone is paying attention to their wrinkled, old penises.
Also, this information could help you out if you’re a young man. This could help you land women. Think of how impressed they’ll be when you walk up to them with the pick up line of, “Hey, baby. You’re so hot you give me priapism.” We all know that every woman loves hearing that they inspire erections.
I hope you all learned a little something today. Until next time, America…..