The Adventures of Captain Procrastination: Volume 1

A hero sat in his hideout, waiting for the phone to ring. He knew that as soon as he got the call, it was time for him to do what he did best. His patience was soon rewarded as his phone rang. After it rang 10 times, he answered, “Yeah.”

“Thank God you’re there. When it rang so much, I was afraid I missed you,” the mayor exclaimed.

“Get to the point. I don’t have all day.”

“Right. A fire broke out at the chemical plant. There are workers still trapped in there. If you don’t get over there soon, they’ll be killed when the fire causes an explosion.”

“Eh, I’ll get it tomorrow.”

With that, our hero hung up the phone and did what he did best, flipping through channels until he found something good to watch. It’s just another day in the exciting life of Captain Procrastination.

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One comment on “The Adventures of Captain Procrastination: Volume 1

  1. […] of my page, you’ll find 3 such stories I’ve already done: Dead Set (my serious one), Captain Procrastination (my off the wall, goofy one that was never meant to be taken seriously), and DICO (which is a little […]

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