Pissing off the Newb

At my job, we have to deal with two security guards who work second shift with us. One is the stupid old lady who thinks that I’m a devil worshipper because I listen to Avenged Sevenfold. When I first started there, the second one was a guy who had the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song as his ringtone (which always annoyed the crap out of me), so, from now on, I’ll be referring to him as Bob. Bob liked to screw with Newb as much as I did. At one point, Bob told Newb that the security guards had to pick one employee, at random, every month to give a strip search to. Bob then informed Newb that he was the one chosen and that before the day was over, he would be strip-searched. Newb bought it, and for the rest of the day, he was completely pissed off. His face was red, and if you tried to talk to him, he would always come back to how it was bullshit that he was going to get strip-searched. Eventually, Newb was told that it was a joke, but he was still pissed for the rest of the day.

About a month-and-a-half ago, Bob got a new job and he was replaced by a new girl, who I’ll call Devin (it’ll take too long to explain why I picked that name for her, so I’m not going to do it). Before Bob left, he worked with Devin for 2 or 3 days to train her. Today, as I was trying to walk out to the break room for lunch, Newb stopped me. Devin told Newb that before he left, Bob had told her that Newb and I were a gay couple. Newb was completely pissed off by this. He looked at me and asked, “Can you believe he said that about us? That’s bullshit!”

“I know,” I replied. “If I was gay, I could do a lot better than you.”

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