Almost every time I click the little red x to close Internet Explorer, a second after it closes, a message from Windows pops up saying that IE is no longer working. You think? Maybe that’s because I just closed it, you dumbass computer.
Normally, I wouldn’t let something so trivial bother me. However, my wife swears that this has never happened when she has used the computer. That means it’s targeting me specifically. WTF?