I’m at the computer at work, looking up a TV series I like (Castle), to see when the second season comes out on DVD. One of my co-workers walks up and he says, “That show sucks.”
“I thought you said you’ve never watched it,” I reply.
“I mock things that I’ve never seen,” he tells me.
I pause for a second, then hit him with, “I guess that means you make fun of your penis.”
He’s momentarily speechless, then mumbles, “That was a good one.”
Meanwhile, I’m looking around for someone to pop up and yell, “BURN!”
I guess I have to do everything myself…..